Giving thanks

we made thanksgiving dinner with a hotplate, a microwave, and four foolish chicks. it was amazing.

Beijing 2

On the 2nd night in Beijing Ryann and I were stuck in the middle of no where with no cabs in sight, so we were forced to ride a shack strapped to a motorcycle. Not only did we think we were going to die, but we were also on our way to a club where the number 1 DJ in the world was playing. We pulled up on a pedicab. it was a  mortifying experience.

 It turned out to be Ok though, because the supposed number 1 DJ in the world sucks my balls. Also, everybody has glow sticks - what is this amateur hour?

 

There are very delicious snacks in Beijing.

Beijing

There's this small city in China called Beijing, you might have heard of it. We went there. The Great Wall is there. It's pretty great. we climbed it. This kid named Lucky took us on a tour of it. He wasn't really into the Great Wall, he was really into his girlfriend who he would not stop talking about. He also refers to fights as "wars" and told us about the "wars" at bars in Beijing. He also took us to government run Silk and Jade museums against our will. Besides that he was really chill. That day we also wen to the Forbidden city and Tianamen Square.

This is a Chinese soldier. He loves to party. Chinese soldiers are like British soldiers without silly hats. Also, sometimes they dress up as spies and hang out around Beijing. I think that's totally sweet and not creepy at all.

The Usual Suspects

Name: Ming tian
Occupation: Winner

Hometown: Columbus, Ohio

School: Colgate University

Fun facts: Climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro. Winner of "Girls vs. Boys." She can and will kick your ass.

Name: Ryann Gosling

Occupation: "Gossis" girl

Hometown: Chicago, Illinois

School: NYU

Fun Facts: Is into "Creating her own Works,"

whatever that means. Ate a fish eyeball.

Name: Sala Kafei

Occupation:

Hometown: Buffalo,NY

School: University of Buffalo

Fun Fact: Frequently enjoys and partakes in "sexy meetings"

Name: Yui Matusumoto

Occupation: Professional

Hometown: Osaka, Japan

School: Shanghai Theatre Academy

Fun fact: Appears in Japanese

cult classic "Battle Royale"

Name: Lo Di Wen

Occupation: The boy

Hometown: Larchmont, NY

School: NYU

Fun Facts: Is a boy.

Name: Sasha Blaha
Occupation: My Roommate
Hometown: Amish Country
School: NYU
Fun fact: "If Hogwarts was a study abroad, I'd be there."

Guilin (Part2) pictures only, no stupid narrative.

I will say that they are really into hills that are shaped like stuff. See a hill shaped like a llama below.

Guilin (Part1)

Guilin is a city in the South China. Being there makes you feel like you're a part of a Chinese ink painting, or like you're on the film set of "Lord of the Rings"... just kidding, I wouldn't know that...it's not like I own the entire trilogy or something.

We were on a 4 hour scenic boat ride, that we had to wake up at 6 AM to get there. Many of us slept. It was really scenic.

We rode these sweet rafts made out of bamboo. 

There was a raft in the middle of the lake selling roasted fish on a stick.