Giving thanks

we made thanksgiving dinner with a hotplate, a microwave, and four foolish chicks. it was amazing.

Beijing 2

On the 2nd night in Beijing Ryann and I were stuck in the middle of no where with no cabs in sight, so we were forced to ride a shack strapped to a motorcycle. Not only did we think we were going to die, but we were also on our way to a club where the number 1 DJ in the world was playing. We pulled up on a pedicab. it was a  mortifying experience.

 It turned out to be Ok though, because the supposed number 1 DJ in the world sucks my balls. Also, everybody has glow sticks - what is this amateur hour?

 

There are very delicious snacks in Beijing.

Beijing

There's this small city in China called Beijing, you might have heard of it. We went there. The Great Wall is there. It's pretty great. we climbed it. This kid named Lucky took us on a tour of it. He wasn't really into the Great Wall, he was really into his girlfriend who he would not stop talking about. He also refers to fights as "wars" and told us about the "wars" at bars in Beijing. He also took us to government run Silk and Jade museums against our will. Besides that he was really chill. That day we also wen to the Forbidden city and Tianamen Square.

This is a Chinese soldier. He loves to party. Chinese soldiers are like British soldiers without silly hats. Also, sometimes they dress up as spies and hang out around Beijing. I think that's totally sweet and not creepy at all.